My new theory

My new theory is that Trump is Satan, unknowingly carrying out one of God’s obscure plans (it will all become clear in retrospect in the Revised Gospels that will be carved onto stones a few centuries after the nuclear dust settles and the survivors emerge, blinking, from their caves), and that Avenatti is an angel that the Almighty deputized to torture him, just to keep things amusing.

One thought on “My new theory

  1. I agree entirely, though I refer to T as the Antichrist. I also believe that the evangelicals support for T lays bare the fact they are worshippers of a False God, which I’ve long believed.

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