A Poem by Sarah Palin

You gotta give it to her–at least she writes her own speeches. And she’s campaigning hard for Trump.

I added just one word (my nod to TS Eliot). This is America, folks, 14 years to the day after irony was said to have died.

So as Obama leads from behind the skirt
Of his right-hand man, Valerie Jarrett,
Then it’s up to Congress to close that window.
He may propose;
You dispose, Congress.
You gotta be in it to win it because we want peace
With unapologetic mighty red, white, and blue.
Will have peace:
Shanti Shanti Shanti

One thought on “A Poem by Sarah Palin

  1. I saw someone on twitter say the speech was like neo-fascist beat poetry.

    Also: every time I actually hear her speaking (as opposed to reading the transcripts) all I can think of is Tina Fey’s impression where she talks about being “one part practiced-folksy, one part sassy and a little dash of high school-bitchy.”

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