Starbucks and the New World Order

Though the coffee chain’s specific plans are not known, existing Starbucks franchises across the nation have been locked down with titanium shutters across all windows. In each coffee shop’s door hangs the familiar Starbucks logo, slightly altered to present the familiar mermaid figure as a cyclopean mermaid whose all-seeing eye forms the apex of a world-spanning pyramid.

My son told me about this piece in The Onion. I thought it was pretty hilarious.


One thought on “Starbucks and the New World Order

  1. How does your ol’ lady take having her sons now forever searching for sarcasm? Aren’t we supposed to shield them into thinking it is a kinder gentler ignorance we live in? Lol, okay, that was pretty thick. I’m (seriously) eager to see what they dig up. They have a contemporary outlook, charged with your knowledge, I feel sorry for the cultists of the future! James Ray’s of theoretical-mathematic-cybercults and rogue regenerative medicine gurus. A revival of the Praise The Lord network for anti-determinists….

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